A bit of humour

Oldie but a goodie
Listen to the following exchange overheard between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747(call sign Speedbird 206)
Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206 Taxi to gate Via Bravo to Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the wrong taxiway and immediately slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience):
"Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (after a brief pause...):
"Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- and I didn't land."
 
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