A bit of humour

[Groundfeeder]

What's something long and hard a Polish groom gives to his bride on their honeymoon??
............... His surname.

 

[Hvr]

 

[Ansett]

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[NM]

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Was that second picture your local polling booth on the weekend?

 

[SYD]

Was that second picture your local polling booth on the weekend?

But were they voting above the line or below?

 

[Blackadder]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[drron]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[prozac]

 

[drron]

 

[Hvr]

 

[anat0l]

 

[Hvr]

 

[anat0l]

 

[SYD]

I’ve been impressed with the amount of free public toilets in Beijing (some more practical than others), but this had me giggling and scratching my head at the same time…

I’ve been to other places around the world where these are needed - especially after a dodgy mussel or curry…

 

[anat0l]

When you turn a canoe over, you can wear it on your head, because it's cap sized.

 

[Ansett]

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[Blackadder]

 

[Hvr]

Pick the airline and the departure point.

Maybe JQ ex DPS?