A bit of humour

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[get me outta here]

Apparently I must say something here to get this posted. I’d like to know how to post a big photo too.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[AIRwin]

I’d like to know how to post a big photo too.

Size doesn't matter?

 

[Major]

 

[codash1099]

 

[AIRwin]

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Modern Rooftop Bar in the Heart of Barangaroo | Untied Sydney

Untied Sydney is a modern Australian theme rooftop bar, situated in the streets of Barangaroo. Grab a drink or two with your crew & enjoy the stunning view.

untiedsydney.com.au

Anagram of United...

 

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[TheRealTMA]

So! How many Western Australian members have been to Adelaide recently?

‘A very Adelaide thing to do’: who is behind the city’s googly eyes wave?

Adelaide residents have their eyes glued to a low-stakes whodunnit hitting landmarks across the suburbs, including a KFC sign and a colonial statue

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ansett]

 

[Major]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[ethernet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ry8y7y

The ultimate Novak Djokovic meme on social media-from terminal to Ryanair - London News Time

It didn’t take long for the internet to make jokes on its behalf Novak Djokovic, Currently being detained in a “refugee detention center” in Melbourne. Djokovic jumped down to defend the Australian Open title, but monumental turmoil left his title defense in the air. The best in the world was...

londonnewstime.com

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

I call my toothpaste ‘Death’.
Then I tell people, “I had a brush with Death this morning.”

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

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When I worked at the United Nations, I was asked to get Kofe Annan a gram of cocaine.
I picked up the phone. “Kofi,“, I said, “right now the only one I can think of is oceanic’.”

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

Joke 1


Bread is a lot like the sun: it rises in the yeast and it sets in the waist.


Joke 2


Try to remember that the green grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.


Joke 3


Driver: “What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?”
Officer: “Keep it and, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.”

Joke 4

I just got pulled over by the cops.
He said “I can smell alcohol.”
I told him that’s because he wasn’t social distancing.

 

[Major]

This happened yesterday and is important information for our age group, especially those of us over 65.


A friend had his 3rd dose of the vaccine - the “booster” at a pharmac_, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he did get home, he immediately called the pharmac_ for advice about seeing a doctor, or to be hospitalized.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but to immediately return to the pharmac_ and pick up his glasses.