A bit of humour

A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees. To which the beekeeper replies, “Sure, and I’ll throw in the 13th as a freebie
 
I went goes to see my supervisor at work yesterday. "Boss," I said, "we're doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic, the garage and the shed, moving and lifting all the heavy stuff."

"Sorry, but we're shorthanded here," my boss replied. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss. I knew I could count on you!"
 
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I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person.

Apparently that was the cause of the accident for which I was sacked as a driver at the bus company.
 

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