A bit of humour

[Major]

 

[Major]

 

[Major]

 

[MathNerd]

What's common between savage mosquitoes and CDG?

They're both Paris-sites.

 

[daft009]

What's common between savage mosquitoes and CDG?

They're both Paris-sites.

Need a groan emoji might work on your students though haha

 

[MathNerd]

Need a groan emoji might work on your students though haha

Haha, it actually worked yesterday - the whole class groaned loudly; which hasn't been the reaction as of late to my attempts at humour

 

[Captain Halliday]

Spotted this sign at a fish and chip shop in our area.



At first I thought it was a *staff* shortage.

But turns out they really are short on *stuff*.

 

[JessicaTam]

Spotted this sign at a fish and chip shop in our area.

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At first I thought it was a *staff* shortage.

But turns out they really are short on *stuff*.

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Who knows wen they will open!

 

[Hvr]

Who knows wen they will open!

It would explain why they're looking a little wan.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

A lot of people would not be happy with a stuff shortage !

 

[TheRealTMA]

A lot of people would not be happy with a stuff shortage !

We’ve got plenty we are throwing out if you need any!

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

We’ve got plenty we are throwing out if you need any!

No, i am in the process of throwing out stuff at home too !! I dont need yours, .... would you like ours ??

 

[codash1099]

We’ve got plenty we are throwing out if you need any!

That’s worth knowing. People often advise me to “get stuff”

 

[straitman]

We’ve got plenty we are throwing out if you need any!

No, i am in the process of throwing out stuff at home too !! I dont need yours, .... would you like ours ??

It's OK. I'll send you both some.

 

[straitman]

That’s worth knowing. People often advise me to “get stuff”

... and I'll send you some also.

 

[TheRealTMA]

It's OK. I'll send you both some.

Is that a case of stuff youse? Or stuff you use?

 

[straitman]

Is that a case of stuff youse? Or stuff you use?

Either or both as needed.

 

[Bundy Bear]

Lets try and get on track with humour.

 

[codash1099]

Lets try and get on track with humour.

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I'll second that.

You start.

 

[straitman]

A married Irishman went into
the confessional and said to his
priest, " almost had an affair with
another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and
rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same
as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your
penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50
in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers,
and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over
to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any
money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the
$50 on the box, and according to you, that's the
same as putting it in!"