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Bandanna man. SMH.


After two visits and exhaustive lab tests with my new GP, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”

He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?”

“Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either!”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

I said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy.”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking or cycling?

“No, I don’t,” I proudly said.

He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars or have a lot of wild sex?”

“No,” I said, “absolutely not.”

He looked at me and said, “Then why do you even give a bugger?”
 

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