A bit of humour

[coriander]

Sigh.
And they let this person breed..... and vote?



I need a face-palm emoji.

 

[VPS]

We really do need a WTF button for that one

 

[get me outta here]

Obviously we all have to turn our clocks back to Florida where they also think Trumpy is a good idea.

Sigh.
And they let this person breed..... and vote?

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I need a face-palm emoji.

 

[drron]

A New Year's resolution.
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[coriander]

Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 tablets at me.
I'm ok, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

 

[TomVexille]

Sigh.
And they let this person breed..... and vote?

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I need a face-palm emoji.

Surely the handle suggests that they are an expat in the US?

 

[dajop]

We really do need a WTF button for that one

When I read the first post I gave them the benefit of the doubt. After all, would anyone here be surprised if some Aussies in Florida (or New York or anywhere on the east coast of the US) start celebrating the arrival of the New Year at 8am local time on the 31st (i.e.midnight AEDT)?

But their second post definitely confirmed the need for a WTF button or face palm emoji.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 tablets at me.
I'm ok, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

OH NO coriander has found HVRs joke book !!!!

 

[VPS]

Just classic -

This Celebrity Mastermind answer will make you see Greta Thunberg in a whole new light

As is traditional during the festive season, many TV quiz shows have been airing their celebrity episodes, including that most serious of programmes, Mastermind. One episode featured actress Amanda Henderson, who had a panicky black-chair moment when asked a question about climate activist...

www.thepoke.co.uk

 

[Flashback]

Just classic -

This Celebrity Mastermind answer will make you see Greta Thunberg in a whole new light

As is traditional during the festive season, many TV quiz shows have been airing their celebrity episodes, including that most serious of programmes, Mastermind. One episode featured actress Amanda Henderson, who had a panicky black-chair moment when asked a question about climate activist...

www.thepoke.co.uk

Spotted this on the wall when we checked into our hotel yesterday...

 

[p--and--t]

 

[Bundy Bear]

Monday funny

 

[codash1099]

 

[codash1099]

 

[coriander]

A wealthy Jewish husband and his wife were having dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in the Maldives, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a beautiful babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.


“Ours is prettier," she replies.

 

[Bundy Bear]

Forgot to add this joke here

 

[V Singh]

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666 Gate to "Heaven"

 

[cosi]

 

[cosi]

 

[drron]

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