A bit of humour

[RAM]

This Cartoon Says It All About Greece....

Sums it up quite neatly - the European papers are having a field day!

 

[Foreigner]

And another, musical twist:

 

[coriander]

DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your
children!

I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I
can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she
was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,
so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are
too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful
for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she
turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,





'Please .... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

 

[Foreigner]

Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the honey?...Honey."
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the sugar?...Sugar."
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, "Pass me the pork...pig."

 

[JessicaTam]

Two guys walked into a bar.

You think one of them would have seen it.

 

[coriander]

Two guys walk into a bar.

Boom Boom.

 

[Hvr]

Two guys walked into a bar.

You think one of them would have seen it.

I bet the RSA person did.

 

[Foreigner]

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[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[R36snowbound]

Bronwyn Bishop launches government funded dog walking service.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[RAM]

Bronwyn Bishop launches government funded dog walking service.

Don't you mean; "Bronwyn Bishop's dog being taken for a walk while doing 'official business'!"

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Assaulted Jeffreys Bay shark still in shock after confrontation with Australian.

 

[coriander]

More on Choppergate:





In the words of Kamahl "Why are people so unkind?" (https://youtu.be/znodcpMzcnA)

 

[JohnK]

It doesn't take long for the jokes to come out.

 

[amaroo]

The best one I've seen...

 

[whatmeworry]

Couple of bruised South Africans.

 

[Hvr]

And another one:

 

[Warks]

Saw this a few days ago.

 

[Rugby]

Key and Peele - Turbulence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw