VA50: all toilets inoperable

[Quickstatus]

wouldn’t change the whole border force aspect of this.

Escapees Won't get far in the outback
Long drop dunnies never block or back up

The original Loo was a galv tin shed long drop

Probably With resident spiders and snakes
It's still a long drop

 

[justinbrett]

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Sometimes there’s even a Qantas club…


That said, bush wee or no bush wee, it wouldn’t change the whole border force aspect of this.

Would I want to be one of the crew trying to stop 200 people with a full bladder forcing their way off? Confirming I would not

They don’t need to. Airport staff can escort or make other arrangements so passengers can use the facilities. We have the technology.

Access to toilets is a basic human right and even the US has this as a requirement in their tarmac delay policies.

These pax deserve more than a refund.

 

[Quickstatus]

Access to toilets is a basic human right

These pax deserve more than a refund.

Yasss
As a starter : free lounge access and free access to any toilets on any VA aircraft regardless of cabin on ticket - maybe 5 years??

Also 500 rolls of free toilet paper

 

[Cloud9]

Yasss
As a starter : free lounge access and free access to any toilets on any VA aircraft regardless of cabin on ticket - maybe 5 years??

Also 500 rolls of free toilet paper
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Very optimistic to think they'll still be running in five years given track record.

 

[antycbr]

Very optimistic to think they'll still be running in five years given track record.

When they introduced lifetime gold I thought my lifetime or airline lifetime and know which one I’d pick…