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A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.
 
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A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.

Hopefully someone is going to get 'performance managed' with a rocket up their bum. I mean they have the rocket to do it properly.
 
A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.
Keeping track of customer's checked luggage .... its not rocket science :eek:
:p
 
 
This may have had a run before, but worth another one. Funny as......

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.
After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6 pm until 8 pm. We have the cheapest beer in England".
"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be ÂŁ3 please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up.
He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra ÂŁ2. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you ÂŁ1."
"I think you may be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please".
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in, he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of ÂŁ4 for your seat sir".
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another ÂŁ3."
O'Leary was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".
"I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be ÂŁ2 please."
O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary."
"I've had enough! What sort of a Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only ÂŁ1 per second, or part thereof".
"I will never use this bar again".
"OK sir, but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for ÂŁ1."
 
So many threads where this could go…

 
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