OK I've taken the liberty of summarising the responses so far:
7 - a very narrow majority appears in favour of poo remaining outside public places, such as glass-walled, carpeted meeting rooms where food and beverages are consumed, etc.
6 - in favour of babies being changed in such public places as above, provided it's on a mat, preferably with hand sanitiser
2 - believe that adult poo may be an (appreciably larger) problem in F lounges
3 - complainers about my complaining - to these posters, I would just gently reply that whinging is an Australian national pastime
2 - faulted my definition of "bogan" - to these posters, I will defer to you - my attempts at boganism are limited to buying a flannel shirt and tracksuit pants for an office Xmas party
2 - posts to a different thread
1 - thong wearer
1 - GOT reference
I will be back in the MEL F lounge next week assuming no such GOT-like incidents. I'm now thinking a pair of latex gloves is in order at all times!