United to remove passengers who use their phones and iPads on flights without headphones

I wonder how can they remove them? So simply throw them out of air?
I thought that would constitute murder?
Perhaps planes should introduce phone booths for people to make and receive calls and video conferences in air, and perhaps jam the mobile/WiFi signal to prevent people playing music out loud?
 
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I wonder how can they remove them? So simply throw them out of air?
I thought that would constitute murder?
Perhaps planes should introduce phone booths for people to make and receive calls and video conferences in air, and perhaps jam the mobile/WiFi signal to prevent people playing music out loud?
Cut their ears off with the airline-logo machete that’s also used for removing feet found guilty of bulkheading?
 

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