I think your negative comments here (eg suggestion of pax 'lying') are un-necessary. Don't you think there is just a little room for the possibility of something going astray in the Qantas processes? Does
everything on Qantas happen
automatically, exactly as it should?
Is it indeed a "fact" that the CSM "would have made a report..." ?
Any chance at all that he/she may have overlooked doing it?
Does everything on Qantas flight go
exactly as standard operating procedure?
Any possibility that this time they overlooked something?
Your criticism/amusement is based on the assumption of Qantas operational perfection but if that was the case then the seat etc would have operated perfectly in the first place. Perhaps the whole story is made up,
because Qantas engineers would have maintained the plane according to manufacturer's specifications.
I also didn't get the memo that scheduled TV is dead

. What time should I tune in for the 7:00pm ABC evening news?