Free One Qantas Lounge General Invitaation expiry 26 Feb 2026

[Human]

I have one Qantas General Lounge invitation which expires on 26 February.

Please post in this thread, in iambic pentameter, before 11:00pm AEST on Wednesday 11 March. In the case of receiving multiple valid requests for the Lounge invitation, I will decide based on a combination of how much your request makes me smile, the quality of your contributions to AFF, and “the vibe”. My decision will be totally subjective. I will try to allocate the Lounge Invitation by Thursday evening at the latest.

Any request that is not written in iambic pentameter, in full, will not be considered a valid request.

 

[Human]

EDIT: That'll teach me to not proof-read my posts before posting them. The deadline, of course, is 11:00pm AEST on Wednesday 11 February. Mea culpa!

 

[airlinemn]

O keeper of the pass that time would reap,
I rise from Group Five while Zone One begets more.
No status shine, no “lap child” loophole claimed,
Just Bronze and faith misplaced in seat-map lies.

I’ve heard that gate-side song that mocks us all,
The one that says, “Relax, you’re not elite.”
I’ve watched “final call” precede first boarding scans,
And seen row three fill by divine decree.
I’ll sip the soup, secure one Neil Perry roll,
Then scan out clean, no loitering, vibes intact.

 

[prozac]

I won't try even to write in this odd asking

 

[Human]

I won't try even to write in this odd asking

It’s really not that difficult, you see:
Just give it an attempt before you fly.
We speak it often, inadvertently.
But if not @prozac , someone else will try!