No jokes please, we are Hilton UK and you will be banned for life.

[Buzzard]

The manager "Catherin Wurst" has probably heard her fair share of puerile genital jokes

Given the managers name is Wurst it's lucky that the guest didn't write he had a sausage in his trousers

 

[prozac]

Given the managers name is Wurst it's lucky that the guest didn't write he had a sausage in his trousers

"That's not a sausage........"

 

[drron]

"...... it's a coughtail frankfurt."