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Mrs LW's birthday trip (BNE/PER/MGV/PER/ADL/SYD/BNE)
Background
Most of the background for this trip can be found in this Flyertalk topic. For those who don't want to go back to that thread, I had a trip to PER and ADL coming up for work (Monday to Wednesday) and Mrs LW asked me whether she could come as well. Being a loving husband and having her birthday fast approaching, how could I refuse
so we started planning a weekend away in Margaret River (a place we both wanted to visit) to coincide with my work trip.
Friday, 10 June 2005
After a hectic couple of days getting all of the work needed for PER and ADL next week, I was ready to put my feet up for the 5.5 hour direct flight (and an operational upgrade to Business Class would be nice for us both, thanks QF
). But dreams are exactly that...snuffed before you can really start enjoying them.
We drove home after work and dropped what we didn't need to take, said goodbye to our dog Bella and caught a taxi to the airport. Getting to the airport at 5.45pm on a Friday...well, everybody knows what an airport looks like...mayhem. First time pax going away for the weekend, mixed with businessmen going home. Now I never mind those that know where to go, what to do and when to do it; but I shake my head in amazement at some of the pax tonight.
I enjoy bypassing the lines and heading for the Business Class check-in. Call me a flying snob, but the calm that usually enters my body when I step into that faster flowing and shorter line with people who actually have all their flight requirements out ready...aahhh
Although we were taking one large bag (however did we manage that??), it was loaded to the hilt...31.2kgs and lucky that we didn't need to shift some to our smaller bag. I had to add some work documents to it at the last minute, so I was hoping that it would still be "underweight". Watched relieved as the CSA added that orange "Heavy" tag and hope some baggage handler doesn't put their back out trying to haul it. Received our BP's and made sure that Mrs LW's flights were credited to her AA account (Platinum), given she needed the mileage there rather than her QF Silver account.
Wandering across to the left to the x-ray and security check point, my wife sailed through while I had to do the laptop juggle. Security at BNE is pretty good though, even when you get pulled up for the ion scan (sorry, no drugs or explosives on me today)...
We made our way up the escalator and walked the short distance to the Qantas Club (QP to the locals over on the Qantas Board). I saw a QF friend manning the CS Desk, so I joined the line and asked "I don't suppose there are any On Departure Upgrades available??". He smiled and showed me the pile of two BP's already on the counter...."Not at the moment, but not everybody has checked in yet for J, you're 3rd and 4th in line". Given they were both single travellers ahead of us, I knew the chances were negligible that we would both get J seats, we should just enjoy the forward economy seats we'd been pre-assigned.
Finding seats in the lounge was just as hard, eventually we found them in the opposite end to the "FT corner". The herds were grazing at the food servery, so there was little chance of snaffling any hot food...I'm sure people were wandering up and down waiting for the catering staff to bring out the wedges so they could stuff a pile onto their plates and repair to a corner somewhere to gorge on their prize.
I ended up getting some cheese and biscuits for my wife and some potato and leek soup for me. Given we were being fed on the flight, I didn't want to overdo it now...even though one always wants to get value for money from their QP visits.
Just after the boarding announcement (on time at 6.45pm), I heard my friend make an announcement for the following passengers "Mr & Mrs LW" as well as another 5 names. Wow, there was some serious competition for upgrades tonight, but I knew that I was hoping beyond hope. By the time I arrived in the CS line, I viewed all the others be given their bad news "Sorry Sir/Madam, unfortunately there's no upgrade for you tonight". Again I got my friend who gave me the shattering news "Lindsay, there is 1 seat available, what do you want to do??"
As I usually travel alone (most of my trips are now work trips), normally it would be a no brainer - "thanks, one seat is all I need" but here I was, torn...
- whilst I'd love to sit in J for the next 5.5 hours, I'd be divorced by the time I stepped off the plane if I took it.
- I'd love to put Mrs QF WP in J (she doesn't often get the chance), but she's afraid that if the plane goes down, she wouldn't be able to be with me in the final moments (yes, that is exactly what she has said to be on a couple of occasions - still crazily in love after 2 years, isn't she
)
- two of us can't share a seat (no matter how much I would plead
)
The pained expression on my face and in my eyes was plain to see, as I let a J seat slip through my fingers and go back to the next person in the op up queue for our flight.....
I slowly trudged back to where my wife was sitting, to tell her the "oh so close" news. She was sad for us both, but adamant that she wouldn't have sat in J for 5.5 hours without me beside her....never mind that in the dark recesses of my mind I was considering taking that J seat for myself
Qantas QF767 BNE/PER Dep 19.05 Arr 22.30 (737-800)
Distance: 2,244 miles
Seats: 7D+E, Economy cabin
Unfortunately, I didn't put together my usual reporting structure for these flights, so have no recollection what we were served for dinner, who the crew were, or any of that usual prose I sprout for these TR's. I spent most of the trip talking to my wife or trying to make the most use out of my laptop battery with "The Best of R.E.M" belting through the earphones whilst I played Pinball or some other similar games that are loaded onto my machine. She was engrossed with a pile of Sudoku, a numerical puzzle that makes my brain hurt
We arrived, as I recall, pretty much on time and deplaned at Gate 2. Being two hours later in Perth (10.30pm Perth = 12.30am in BNE), we were starting to tire and a hotel bed was beckoning. Being the regular to PER airport, I set myself for the downstairs luggage belts and Mrs LW followed in my wake.
There we sat patiently awaiting the arrival of our luggage...firstly, no bags and no announcement, then the belt started up but no bags followed. Then the red flashing light started and the belt stopped. By this time, a welcome respite of the Customs beagle wandering in and around people hand luggage made for local entertainment. So much so, it stopped at my FF bag and sat down wagging it's tail. My wife, being a dog lover like me, was coo'ing over the georgeous beagle but I had my mind elsewhere - more like on my FF bag. Before the handler could even ask the expected question "is that your bag" I proffered the retort "Yes, I've had apples in that bag in the last week, I take them to work to eat". That deflated the poor handler, who probably thought she'd caught a likely suspect - but I was in perfect form, unzipping the bag to show her that the only offending articles were work papers and my laptop. Chagrinned, they loped off to sniff the next suspect after the beagle got it's reward...(Hey, I'm sorry, I was tired and emotional and in no mood to play the game).
Still, even after that played out to it's conclusion, no bags...oh great, what a start to a trip away. A couple of minutes later, a lone disinterested voice through the PA advised that the baggage handlers were now unloading our plane and would have our bags to us shortly. They must have had a long day too - or been purposely wanting to rile me further, as even though our bags were tagged "Business" (one of the questionable benefits of Plat membership where they are mean to come out first), they were in the last group of bags to slowing start circling.
I was ready for them, hoisted them upwards and sidewards in one fluid motion and extending the arm to enable them to become wheel-bound. Handing my wife's smaller bag to her, we weaved our way amongst the families, boyfriends & girlfriends as well as the local football supporters to emerge from the terminal and make our way around to the left and the taxi queue.
Perth taxi's tonight must have still all been at the football, as we joined the queue luckily just before the rest of the terminals decided it was time to go home. We were lucky enought to have made it to the queue before it was too long, now it was the slow shuffle to the front of the barriers, turn and start it all again. We endured an hour of this and I started to feel sorry for those joining the queue as we eventually departed at 11.35pm. Our taxi driver thought some of them would be lucky to make it home by 3am while I wearily said (as in the movies) "Take us to the Hilton"....
Hotel - Parmelia Hilton Perth
Booked: Non-smoking Queen Hilton Guest Room, Standard Rate: $120 (minus 20% Premium Club discount)
Room alloted: 524
We arrived at midnight and were soooo ready for a sleep, as we had an early car hire pick up (8.30am). I love this hotel in PER, it gets all my business (even though it doesn't have an Executive Floor) as it is directly across the road from my clients' office on St Georges Terrace. It is also around the corner from the Hertz Downtown office, so another good reason to choose...plus with a night costing a mere $96 all-in
how could we go wrong??
Well, tonight everything was perfect. Checked-in and receive the (not unexpected) news that as a gold HH member, we were being upgraded to a King Room (no doubt the hotel was empty being a Fri night). I also had an envelope mysteriously waiting for me at Reception - one that had my Flyertalk handle on it as well as my real name. To say I was a little bewildered, intrigued and
would have perfectly fitted the look on my face. I tore it open to read a note:
"LW, I just noticed a post you are in Perth. Would be fab to catch up for brekky and hear what happened at Ozfest. Regards, Meloz Room 415"
Now while my wife wasn't thrilled that Flyertalk had already entered our weekend sojourn, I was happy to hear that meloz was in the Hotel as I have caught up with him at a number of FT meets. We were shown to our room (a monster with separate living areas and ensuite) and as if they knew how to pacify my wife, a Gold amenity of a plate of hand-made chocolates and a small bottle of Lindeman's red wine was waiting.
Alas, I had to break the news gently to meloz though, so I penned a letter and slipped it under his door - suggesting that if he was still around Sunday or Monday nights, I'd catch up with him then. He was already asleep, so no use waking him up.
It was such a waste to have such a beautiful big room for such a short time, I was secretly hoping that we'd get the same room on our return tomorrow.
Background
Most of the background for this trip can be found in this Flyertalk topic. For those who don't want to go back to that thread, I had a trip to PER and ADL coming up for work (Monday to Wednesday) and Mrs LW asked me whether she could come as well. Being a loving husband and having her birthday fast approaching, how could I refuse

Friday, 10 June 2005
After a hectic couple of days getting all of the work needed for PER and ADL next week, I was ready to put my feet up for the 5.5 hour direct flight (and an operational upgrade to Business Class would be nice for us both, thanks QF

We drove home after work and dropped what we didn't need to take, said goodbye to our dog Bella and caught a taxi to the airport. Getting to the airport at 5.45pm on a Friday...well, everybody knows what an airport looks like...mayhem. First time pax going away for the weekend, mixed with businessmen going home. Now I never mind those that know where to go, what to do and when to do it; but I shake my head in amazement at some of the pax tonight.
I enjoy bypassing the lines and heading for the Business Class check-in. Call me a flying snob, but the calm that usually enters my body when I step into that faster flowing and shorter line with people who actually have all their flight requirements out ready...aahhh

Although we were taking one large bag (however did we manage that??), it was loaded to the hilt...31.2kgs and lucky that we didn't need to shift some to our smaller bag. I had to add some work documents to it at the last minute, so I was hoping that it would still be "underweight". Watched relieved as the CSA added that orange "Heavy" tag and hope some baggage handler doesn't put their back out trying to haul it. Received our BP's and made sure that Mrs LW's flights were credited to her AA account (Platinum), given she needed the mileage there rather than her QF Silver account.
Wandering across to the left to the x-ray and security check point, my wife sailed through while I had to do the laptop juggle. Security at BNE is pretty good though, even when you get pulled up for the ion scan (sorry, no drugs or explosives on me today)...
We made our way up the escalator and walked the short distance to the Qantas Club (QP to the locals over on the Qantas Board). I saw a QF friend manning the CS Desk, so I joined the line and asked "I don't suppose there are any On Departure Upgrades available??". He smiled and showed me the pile of two BP's already on the counter...."Not at the moment, but not everybody has checked in yet for J, you're 3rd and 4th in line". Given they were both single travellers ahead of us, I knew the chances were negligible that we would both get J seats, we should just enjoy the forward economy seats we'd been pre-assigned.
Finding seats in the lounge was just as hard, eventually we found them in the opposite end to the "FT corner". The herds were grazing at the food servery, so there was little chance of snaffling any hot food...I'm sure people were wandering up and down waiting for the catering staff to bring out the wedges so they could stuff a pile onto their plates and repair to a corner somewhere to gorge on their prize.
I ended up getting some cheese and biscuits for my wife and some potato and leek soup for me. Given we were being fed on the flight, I didn't want to overdo it now...even though one always wants to get value for money from their QP visits.
Just after the boarding announcement (on time at 6.45pm), I heard my friend make an announcement for the following passengers "Mr & Mrs LW" as well as another 5 names. Wow, there was some serious competition for upgrades tonight, but I knew that I was hoping beyond hope. By the time I arrived in the CS line, I viewed all the others be given their bad news "Sorry Sir/Madam, unfortunately there's no upgrade for you tonight". Again I got my friend who gave me the shattering news "Lindsay, there is 1 seat available, what do you want to do??"
As I usually travel alone (most of my trips are now work trips), normally it would be a no brainer - "thanks, one seat is all I need" but here I was, torn...
- whilst I'd love to sit in J for the next 5.5 hours, I'd be divorced by the time I stepped off the plane if I took it.
- I'd love to put Mrs QF WP in J (she doesn't often get the chance), but she's afraid that if the plane goes down, she wouldn't be able to be with me in the final moments (yes, that is exactly what she has said to be on a couple of occasions - still crazily in love after 2 years, isn't she

- two of us can't share a seat (no matter how much I would plead

The pained expression on my face and in my eyes was plain to see, as I let a J seat slip through my fingers and go back to the next person in the op up queue for our flight.....
I slowly trudged back to where my wife was sitting, to tell her the "oh so close" news. She was sad for us both, but adamant that she wouldn't have sat in J for 5.5 hours without me beside her....never mind that in the dark recesses of my mind I was considering taking that J seat for myself

Qantas QF767 BNE/PER Dep 19.05 Arr 22.30 (737-800)
Distance: 2,244 miles
Seats: 7D+E, Economy cabin
Unfortunately, I didn't put together my usual reporting structure for these flights, so have no recollection what we were served for dinner, who the crew were, or any of that usual prose I sprout for these TR's. I spent most of the trip talking to my wife or trying to make the most use out of my laptop battery with "The Best of R.E.M" belting through the earphones whilst I played Pinball or some other similar games that are loaded onto my machine. She was engrossed with a pile of Sudoku, a numerical puzzle that makes my brain hurt

We arrived, as I recall, pretty much on time and deplaned at Gate 2. Being two hours later in Perth (10.30pm Perth = 12.30am in BNE), we were starting to tire and a hotel bed was beckoning. Being the regular to PER airport, I set myself for the downstairs luggage belts and Mrs LW followed in my wake.
There we sat patiently awaiting the arrival of our luggage...firstly, no bags and no announcement, then the belt started up but no bags followed. Then the red flashing light started and the belt stopped. By this time, a welcome respite of the Customs beagle wandering in and around people hand luggage made for local entertainment. So much so, it stopped at my FF bag and sat down wagging it's tail. My wife, being a dog lover like me, was coo'ing over the georgeous beagle but I had my mind elsewhere - more like on my FF bag. Before the handler could even ask the expected question "is that your bag" I proffered the retort "Yes, I've had apples in that bag in the last week, I take them to work to eat". That deflated the poor handler, who probably thought she'd caught a likely suspect - but I was in perfect form, unzipping the bag to show her that the only offending articles were work papers and my laptop. Chagrinned, they loped off to sniff the next suspect after the beagle got it's reward...(Hey, I'm sorry, I was tired and emotional and in no mood to play the game).
Still, even after that played out to it's conclusion, no bags...oh great, what a start to a trip away. A couple of minutes later, a lone disinterested voice through the PA advised that the baggage handlers were now unloading our plane and would have our bags to us shortly. They must have had a long day too - or been purposely wanting to rile me further, as even though our bags were tagged "Business" (one of the questionable benefits of Plat membership where they are mean to come out first), they were in the last group of bags to slowing start circling.
I was ready for them, hoisted them upwards and sidewards in one fluid motion and extending the arm to enable them to become wheel-bound. Handing my wife's smaller bag to her, we weaved our way amongst the families, boyfriends & girlfriends as well as the local football supporters to emerge from the terminal and make our way around to the left and the taxi queue.
Perth taxi's tonight must have still all been at the football, as we joined the queue luckily just before the rest of the terminals decided it was time to go home. We were lucky enought to have made it to the queue before it was too long, now it was the slow shuffle to the front of the barriers, turn and start it all again. We endured an hour of this and I started to feel sorry for those joining the queue as we eventually departed at 11.35pm. Our taxi driver thought some of them would be lucky to make it home by 3am while I wearily said (as in the movies) "Take us to the Hilton"....
Hotel - Parmelia Hilton Perth
Booked: Non-smoking Queen Hilton Guest Room, Standard Rate: $120 (minus 20% Premium Club discount)
Room alloted: 524
We arrived at midnight and were soooo ready for a sleep, as we had an early car hire pick up (8.30am). I love this hotel in PER, it gets all my business (even though it doesn't have an Executive Floor) as it is directly across the road from my clients' office on St Georges Terrace. It is also around the corner from the Hertz Downtown office, so another good reason to choose...plus with a night costing a mere $96 all-in

Well, tonight everything was perfect. Checked-in and receive the (not unexpected) news that as a gold HH member, we were being upgraded to a King Room (no doubt the hotel was empty being a Fri night). I also had an envelope mysteriously waiting for me at Reception - one that had my Flyertalk handle on it as well as my real name. To say I was a little bewildered, intrigued and

"LW, I just noticed a post you are in Perth. Would be fab to catch up for brekky and hear what happened at Ozfest. Regards, Meloz Room 415"
Now while my wife wasn't thrilled that Flyertalk had already entered our weekend sojourn, I was happy to hear that meloz was in the Hotel as I have caught up with him at a number of FT meets. We were shown to our room (a monster with separate living areas and ensuite) and as if they knew how to pacify my wife, a Gold amenity of a plate of hand-made chocolates and a small bottle of Lindeman's red wine was waiting.
Alas, I had to break the news gently to meloz though, so I penned a letter and slipped it under his door - suggesting that if he was still around Sunday or Monday nights, I'd catch up with him then. He was already asleep, so no use waking him up.
It was such a waste to have such a beautiful big room for such a short time, I was secretly hoping that we'd get the same room on our return tomorrow.