Mansfield

[Fiches Mouser]

I was almost seated next to local PNG guy once on a flight to POM. He sat beside me and I honestly didn't know what struck me! His odours (all sorts, BO and backside mingled excellently with old tobacco smoke and burned hauswin smell and his mouth was bright blood red with buai) stole my breath away instantly and made my eyes water profusely. Just as my face was turning a blue/black colour and my eyes were almost sealed shut for ever, some big bloke came along and said to him...."hey buddy, you're in my seat"! I could of just about kissed that guy!

I'll take the perfume any day!

That is quite the description! Bet it doesn't set the smoke alarms off.