It can be fun, but I must admit, I had to laugh at my "DYKWIA" faux pas one time when I strode down the priority boarding lane only be held up with a family of 16 or 18 something members in the pleb line having troubles with their seat allocations. "Oh, bloody tourists" I thought snottily to myself, "how dare they hold me up!" Any how, the
useless tourists seat allocations were finally sorted and they boarded so the gate angel turned her attention to me......"sorry for the delay Mr. Swanning_it" she sweetly said. "No problems, it can be daunting to those who don't travel frequently" I responded. She swiped my boarding pass and a resounding
barp sound indicated it was not going to let me pass (an upgrade perhaps, I fleetingly thought). The lovely lass looked at my BP with a perplexed look on her face and then exclaimed "Oh, you're going to Mackay"! "Hmmm, yes and I'd like to get there sometime today", I thought to myself. Then she declared cheerfully "We're going to Perth, you're at the wrong gate"!