bpeteb's sexagesimus birthday cruise to nowhere, then somewhere

bPeteb

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Another long preamble before I get into the actual trip...

60. It’s just a number they say, but for me last year when I was thinking about it, it was a number I wasn’t looking forward to becoming. I’d decided on a cruise to ‘celebrate’ my 50th. Initially I’d thought about booking a large villa in Bali and inviting whoever wanted to join us but for some reason it became too hard.

Royal Caribbean had a four night cruise to nowhere the weekend before I turned 60. It left from Brisbane and was mainly over a weekend. That it was on Quantum of the Seas Quantum of the Seas | Cruise Ships | Royal Caribbean Cruises was both interesting and not. I’m not a fan of these huge ships and the idea of being surrounded by 4500+ people was not that appealing but it was the only choice that I had.

I’m not sure why, but balt (as in bpeteb) was not keen on approx $10k for four nights in a loft suite so we settled on a Junior Suite J4 for just under $2400 including USD260 onboard credit.

I sent out a group invite. Initially 13 confirmed, then nine and we eventually sailed from the Port of Brisbane Luggage Point Sewerage Treatment Works International Cruise Ship Terminal with seven friends. Two junior suites, one balcony, one outside and one inside.

In November we all got an email telling us instead of going nowhere, we’d instead be going somewhere - Airlie Beach. This made us chuckle, but you’ll have to get to the end of this waffle to read why.

We wanted to say thank you to our friends for coming with us. It wasn’t exactly a small expense for any of them. I tried to book something onboard but RCL is hopeless. We were ready to put on food and champagne but unless we were 16 they weren’t interested. Then I looked at restaurants at Airlie Beach and nothing appealed. So we chartered a yacht for half a day! It cost waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than the cruise. Worth every dollar. Providence V - Sailing Whitsundays

My health was not great but there was no way I wasn’t going. I booked my colectomy for May even though my surgeon said you do need it now. Three weeks before we left one of our friends was diagnosed with a tumour that needed immediate removable (since fully recovered) so that was two down. Then four days before sailing another friend tested positive for Covid (damn you World Pride). Two more down and that’s why we were seven.

We decided we’d use the obc to buy a drinks package (got it at the cheapest pre-cruise price they offered) and also pre-booked a sushi and sake lunch at Izumi (ended up being great value!).

For anyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of the drive out to the Port of Brisbane Luggage Point Sewerage Treatment Works International Cruise Ship Terminal, it is a really long way from the city, and anywhere else except for Luggage Point. Hamilton was so much better but of course these giant ships can’t get under the Gateway Bridges.

Ship from the treatment works, I mean cruise terminal

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world's shortest boarding wait (well, no wait)

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Saying that, it is a great facility that could do with a cafe or a coffee shop, or anything for that matter.

Expecting chaos, every one of our group took no longer than 15 minutes to drop off their bags and board the ship. Amazing. The people staffing the terminal were lovely. As we were in a junior suite we got priority boarding but I reckon that it saved us all of five minutes. We got to use the lift instead of the travelator :) The whole process was just so efficient.

Miraculously we bumped into a friend about one minute after boarding. Weird lifeboat ‘drill’ completed, we went in search of our first drink (aperol spritz)

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then up to the Windjammer buffet a quick bite (chaos). Another couple of drinks at the North Star bar

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then the sound of screaming kids started drilling into our brains so we moved on to the Solarium Bar (>16 only) and that’s where we stayed until we sailed.

the place we boarded from in the middle of nowhere

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It was a bit grey and drizzly and if there was a sailway party we missed it.

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Our cabin 10636 was on deck 10 right off the midship stairs and lifts. We heard no noise.

We stayed in a suite on P&O Aria and it was huge but it was tired. This cabin was not quite as big but gee it was beautiful. Loved the size, the decor, the windows, the balcony, the separate toilet, the separate shower, the huge bathtub. The location. The cabin was a big 10/10.

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Dinner first night was at Wonderland. I think 8pmish. I’d tell you how much it was but I’m still waiting for the full and final invoice to be emailed to us nearly a month after the cruise! USD45? 49? Not sure. I hate extra charge restaurants on ships but as with NCL if you want something different on RCL you have to pay.

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more from Wonderland
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It was excellent. Imaginative. Really great food and great service. Tried a couple of nice wines that were over the price of the limit with the drinks package but happy to pay the extra. I liked the wine by the glass with the package as it meant we could try lots of different wines instead of having to buy a bottle and not be happy with it.
 
then a super lazy sea day spent mainly in the Solarium to stay away from screaming kids and their screaming parents. Decided I did want to go up in the North Star and paid on the app for an extended ride later in the day.

ship pics - Music Hall
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main lift well
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North Star
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coughtails anyone
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solarium. UV glass. No sunscreen required but I still put it on
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Solarium Cafe for lunch
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and yes another coughtail
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North Star from our balcony
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lined up having a durry. I wonder how many d*icks just flicked them overboard?
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We’d pre-paid for a birthday cake. The way it read it should have been waiting in the cabin when we got there. It wasn’t. It was USD25 compared to the ‘birthday celebrations’ (cake and streamers) for USD100+ that RCL pushed in the many emails before we left. I went to reception at about 4:30 and asked when it would be cmoing to the room. They eventually found it hidden in our booking. It had not been passed to room service or the kitchen. I said we had our friends coming at 6:30 and would really like the cake for then. A couple of calls later I was told it would be there as close to 6.30 as possible.
 
The cake arrived at 6.45. We popped the two bottles of bubbles we’d brought with us and had a lovely time with our friends

It was more than we needed and we knew it was fresh!

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before an ok dinner in one of the main dining rooms. The staff were the highlight.

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We went to the production show that was ok, but not ok enough for me not to fall asleep.

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couple more ship pics, completely out of sequence

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Two70degrees
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lower level music hall
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Woke to a gorgeous morning as we sailed towards Shute Harbour

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Windjammer breakfast for Airlie Beach Day. Like a mad house. Yikes!
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We were super concerned about how they’d get everyone off quickly but shouldn’t have worried. They’d charted a number of local fast cats, including a couple from Townsville, to get us to the jetty at Shute Harbour, where they had a fleet of buses ferrying people across to Airlie.

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I was not feeling great, and mornings had become my enemy, so everyone headed off and up to Coral Sea Marina North before us. We walked straight onto a ferry when we decided I was ok to leave and then instead of the bus called a cab to take us to the marina.

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Leading up to this beautiful Sunday the weather forecast had been looking a bit grim - wet and windy - but fate decided it would be cough on Saturday and Monday but Sunday would be a cracker.

We had the most brilliant five hours out on Providence V About Our Vessels | Whitsunday Sailing | Providence Sailing | MiLady Sailing | Whitsundays. The weather was just perfect. We sailed, with some motoring, to the beach of South Molle Island where we had a snorkel (very ordinary) and swam.

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the last from Providence V. What an absolute cracker of a day!

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Lunch was chicken wraps, with mountains of fresh fruit and cookies. We put on a bar tab and they kept telling us where we were but my big drinkers were back in Brisbane. It didn’t look like we’d get anywhere near but we managed to get within $20 of the pre-paid total with a few more bubbles as we neared the marina. Amazingly they just credited that back onto my credit card.

The Providence V crew was excellent, the boat was super nice and I even managed the fairly tiny marine toilet with no disasters. We also all managed to escape with little sun damage. I’d gone prepared with long sleave shirt, huge hat and a big tube of 50+ that was reapplied, lots. Sailing Whitsundays, Whitsunday Sailing, and Providence V are highly recommended!

I pre-arranged the maxi taxi that had taken us to the marina to pick us up and he was there waiting. Walked straight onto a ferry tender at Shute Harbour, not a queue in sight.

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Beautiful sunset as we sailed away from a magic day in the Whitsundays.

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balt and I had dinner at Coastal Kitchen, the suite only restaurant. No additional charge. Junior suites only have access for dinner, and only if space is available. It was virtually empty. Great meal and excellent service. If we cruise RCL again, I might make a more realistic bid for a grand suite and if successful would most likely only eat in Coastal Kitchen.

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apologies for the blurry photo
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Went to the show in Two70 degrees. Excellent and a crazy beautiful venue.

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Things were catching up with me and I had a very quiet day on the Monday sea day. After room service breakfast

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I spent a some the day sat out on our balcony

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then the Solarium

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then we went for a wander around the top deck

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then a stroll around inside and along the Grand Promenade.

Jamie's Italian was a didn't bother

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and Vintages we just ran out of time to visit

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Chops Grille for dinner. Again, extra cost. I think USD49 each. Great service and really nice space. Everyone liked their meals but they got the two rib on the bone the wrong way round. I ended up with the medium and the medium rare with the medium orderer. He was half way through before I started. It was ok, but not worth $70+ pp extra.

apologies for the blur

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this bacon thing was delicious!
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wrong steak
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ginourmous apply pie. I ate the apples and the icecream!
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I was straight back to the cabin after dinner but balt went to the showroom, against his better judgement, and reported that the show was fantastic. High praise indeed for a non-show guy.

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Our friend's inside cabin with virtual balcony

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We had been docked for ages by the time we opened the curtains

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We chose to miss breakfast and take our own bags (bag) off and we were outside the terminal waiting for our ride before 8am.

These were waiting for us when we got home.

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The delivery driver had called me as we were waiting for our lift. Luckily it wasn’t windy and they were still upright when we got home. I said leave at the front of the carport. He didn't really have any other option.Three beautiful bamboos from Living Bamboo - Brisbane Bamboo Plant Nursery out at Samford. Bought to shield at least some of the new development being built behind us Gould Lane – Gould Rd – Herston — Frank Developments

First call I made when we got home was to my surgeon to move my operation to as soon as possible. It was performed on March 30 and I’m now sitting at home for a month with strict instructions to do pretty much nothing apart from walk. We’re supposed to be on our way back from Longreach as I type this :(

Would I cruise QotS again? I’d go with no unless I was in a junior suite or above. We visited the balcony of one of our friends and it was nice and surprisingly spacious but the js has ruined me. balt is a yes. He’d even try an inside with virtual balcony. Just no!

I’d also avoid short cruises over a weekend to try and cut down the number of kids, and I’m sorry, bogans-on-a-booze-cruise. Way too many southern cross tatts on display on that ship. I’m sure that we were told that there were 4600 passengers onboard of which 700 were under 16. Arghhhhhhhh. Everywhere you went there were crowds of people of kids running around and shouting or screaming.

I think I’m changing my maybe to a no. I’d prefer to sail on a Radiance class ship. Much smaller (still big) and with lots of views to the sea from inside. Quantum has absolutely no quiet places inside to sit apart from your cabin, and just about nowhere that you can sit inside looking out at the sea. Two70degress could be that place but it is in use a lot of the day. There’s a partial promenade on deck 5 that you can sit out on.

Two more short cruises are booked. Six days over the festive period to Tassie on Virgin Voyages Resilient Lady, adults only yay!! Then, being the gluttons for punishment we are, a repeat of this cruise to Airlie, this time on Carnival Luminosa, four nights over Easter 2024 (what were we thinking?) but with a premium rear facing balcony, $950 obc and a two deck walk to the adults only space, we’ll manage even if only by being in an alcoholic stupor.

Hopefully this time in three weeks we’ll be on our way home from a short trip up to Magnetic island.

Thanks for coming along on our little voyage.
 
The cake arrived at 6.45. We popped the two bottles of bubbles we’d brought with us and had a lovely time with our friends

It was more than we needed and we knew it was fresh!

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before an ok dinner in one of the main dining rooms. The staff were the highlight.

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We went to the production show that was ok, but not ok enough for me not to fall asleep.

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Happy 60th @bpeteb - Enjoy 🥂
 
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