Best/Worst DYKWIA moment?

[awilcockson]

By yourself or others. Discuss.

 

[ozbeachbabe]

Medhead's got a good one.

 

[drron]

Well the best by me I have already reported here.Was in MEL with the usual scrum boarding just after the last announcement of Priority boarding.Naturally there was no priority lane and at the time just being a no status QP couldn't have been in it anyway.A fellow starts pushing in saying I am Qantas gold and have priority.
My reply was "well i am Life time Platinum":shock:.Forgot to mention that it was on AA but it certainly impressed him.

 

[medhead]

Medhead's got a good one.

What? Where I told a guy, last night , that I was double platinum when he accused me of being gold.

HE now knows who I am! HNKWIA!!!!

For those who don't know, there is a tiny, little bit more to the story. But, well, best left at my failings, I think.

 

[Happy Trails]

Some bloke on CX HKG–BKK had seemingly been refused another glass of wine late in the flight.
He made his way to the galley where he carried on for about five minutes with some choice lines including:
“I used to be a Marco Polo Club diamond member” and “I used to be on the Swire Group board.”
I was disappointed when they gave in to him. He returned to somewhere down the back of economy with a full glass by which time the seat belt light was already on for landing.

 

[Robert K]

domestic premium check-in line.

A family for 5 were checking in at the counter (and ofcourse only 1 counter was opened) and were taking a while
the guy in front of me looked frustrated and walk to the premium line keeper and said something along the lines of " i'm a gold frequent flyer, can someone check me in now or i'm going to miss my flight. I'm only in this line because the check-in machine said there's was something wrong with my booking, can you do something, i'm a gold frequent flyer." with a lot of pointing

and the lady just said "if you're a gold frequent flyer, you should know how it works then. There's the manager at the service desk, you can go and talk to her"