AFFs Weirdest Trade

[Cruiser Elite]

I have s reqt for a substantial number of empty mini spirit botts the likes of these in these pics:



So I am offering up a choice of SQ F or EK F PJs in exchange for 30pcs mixed varieties empty 50ml plastic spirit botts with caps screwed back on.

This offer might possibly be most suited to an AFFer who does multiple domestic flts but little inter travel - you don’t need to actually consume contents to acquire just ask cabin crew to salvage for you rather than dispose.

Widest possible mix of labels reqd - if qty reached can be posted to me - I will forward a PJs by express at no cost. Clearly MEL deals can he face to face if suitable.

SQ PJs are choice of older blue or grey or new dark grey Lalique - EK are what EK are - various sizes available:



Please don’t ask why - I am too embarrassed to make reason public knowledge.

 

[Hvr]

Please don’t ask why - I am too embarrassed to make reason public knowledge.

Whilst I'm unable to assist we must surely speculate as to why you need them.

Maybe you can provide a set of PJs for "closest to the pin"?

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Maybe you can provide a set of PJs for "closest to the pin"?

I could - BUT - there is already 1 member here who knows exact intention - I know him - you know him - neither of us would trust him!

 

[JohnK]

I've got quite a few of these miniature bottles in Sydney but don't think it's 30pcs. There are vodka, gin and bourbon miniature bottles.

As you gave me something for my daughter when she was born quite happy to get some to you via @boomy or similar. Let me check how many miniature bottles I've got.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

I've got quite a few of these miniature bottles in Sydney but don't think it's 30pcs. There are vodka, gin and bourbon miniature bottles.

As you gave me something for my daughter when she was born quite happy to get some to you via @boomy or similar. Let me check how many miniature bottles I've got.

Tks Johnny K I would appreciate that - no such thing as a free lunch though - I will put a pack of goodies together for the family - will discuss further

 

[Denali]

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Please don’t ask why - I am too embarrassed to make reason public knowledge.

How can we not!

Christmas tree decorations?


Light fitting for your home bar?



Big Boy night lights?


Art installation



Planning some Elf on the shelf escapades?



Finally going to try a stripper gig and your outfit will jingle with bottles of booze? (which Im afraid to google on a work computer).

 

[Pushka]

Cruiserette needs somewhere to put her bling? Or yours!

 

[Cruiser Elite]

How can we not!

Christmas tree decorations?

Bingo!

 

[mhen]

Having read the SMH on monday which listed some of Australia's rarest occupations - bungee jump master (6 in Aust), white water rafting guide (24), gunsmith (59), sailmaker (171), composer (251), I was looking forward to reading all the weird and wonderful occupations/trades of AFF members!

 

[Hvr]

Christmas tree decorations?

Bingo!

Are you telling your fellow AFFers you don't have enough time to consume some alcohol between now and Christmas 2019?

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Are you telling your fellow AFFers you don't have enough time to consume some alcohol between now and Christmas 2019?

I wouldn't do 2 dom flts per year - no mini botts on any intl carrier I fly - I need prolly 200 of these for multiple trees - have you seen what Dan's sell them for?

 

[JohnK]

I wouldn't do 2 dom flts per year - no mini botts on any intl carrier I fly - I need prolly 200 of these for multiple trees - have you seen what Dan's sell them for?

Fly Emirates.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Fly Emirates.

To China? I think SQ might be a tad more direct mate

 

[Pushka]

I think Denali deserves a prize for working it out.

 

[Denali]

Im sad its not a light fitting (fairy lights?) or mini plane trolley

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Im sad its not a light fitting (fairy lights?)

Don't be sad - LED fairy lights will feature - stay tuned for pics - hope you are patient

 

[VPS]

I got corks from everyone to make this for Christmas last year and all the corks are still in a bag in the spare room - I'll get around to it one day

 

[Pushka]

I got corks from everyone to make this for Christmas last year and all the corks are still in a bag in the spare room - I'll get around to it one day

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Seemed like a good idea at the time? I like those tables made from champagne tops I think it was.

 

[NM]

Now if the ask was for mini wine bottles, we could ask if you were planning a white Christmas ... and if the white runs out you can start on the red.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Now if the ask was for mini wine bottles, we could ask if you were planning a white Christmas ... and if the white runs out you can start on the red.

TBH mate IMHO life is way too short to drink white wine unless it is French with a shoot load of bubbles in it! Mind you I can force it down if no drinkable Red in arms length.