A bit of humour

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On a trip to Lima a couple of years ago we visited a friend's grave. When we were leaving there was a gazebo handing out brochures for burial services. I was even offered a 15% discount if I signed up on the spot!

I asked +1 if I was looking pale.
 
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Jacques Vert said:
On a trip to Lima a couple of years ago we visited a friend's grave. When we were leaving there was a gazebo handing out brochures for burial services. I was even offered a 15% discount if I signed up on the spot!

I asked +1 if I was looking pale.
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Very diplomatic rather than asking the +1 how they're feeling
 
So my cardiologist won't see me anymore. This week he told me I was fat and things would improve if I lost weight. I guess replying "That's because your wife gives me a biscuit each time after we have sex" was not the kind of thing I should joke about.
 
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