A bloke was telling his mate about an encounter with a very attractive lady in the town recently.
He said he was walking down the street when this lady walked ahead of him, seemingly wearing a beautiful smelling perfume. He seized on an opportunity to start up a chat with her and stood next to her while waiting to cross the street. He bravely told her he really liked her perfume and could she tell him its name.
She turned to him and said curtly It's called "Leave Me The Far Cologne".
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