A bit of humour

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[TonyDoh]

Just a timely reminder to everyone that daylight saving finishes in the early hours of this Sunday morning. Make sure you have some cleaning stuff handy to clean the temporary numbers off, or risk being at work an hour early on Monday...

 

[NM]

Just a timely reminder to everyone that daylight saving finishes in the early hours of this Sunday morning. Make sure you have some cleaning stuff handy to clean the temporary numbers off, or risk being at work an hour early on Monday...View attachment 502449

Yet another good reason to live in paradise Queensland

 

[codash1099]

 

[codash1099]

 

[cosi]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[Mrsfefe]

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I’d put up with all of them to avoid the passenger coughing up a lung. 3/3 last flights were right next to one.

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[TheRealTMA]

niki grayson (@nikigrayson.com)

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

bsky.app

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[VPS]

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and oldie but a goodie

 

[jastel]

Nearly as old as this...

 

[AIRwin]

Nearly as old as this...
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Reminds me of Mercure Kakadu Crocodile Hotel

 

[Cossie]

Willey, he is so good.

 

[SYD]

 

[AuSammy]

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R!

We missed the R!

We missed the bloody R!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

"The word was ....

CELEBRATE!"

 

[AuSammy]