A bit of humour

[VPS]

No offence intended

 

[VPS]

This one is doing the rounds again

 

[VPS]

Someone taking the p!ss out of the Southwest policy

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[codash1099]

 

[prozac]

It's that time of year again and those that know me know that well, I am getting a little older. So this year I have been in training, again, in preparation for tonight's big event.

Happy Christmas to all AFFers, and the rest of you can bugger off.

 

[drron]

 

[Hvr]

 

[JessicaTam]

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Go back 6 posts. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

 

[codash1099]

It's that time of year again and those that know me know that well, I am getting a little older. So this year I have been in training, again, in preparation for tonight's big event.
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Happy Christmas to all AFFers, and the rest of you can bugger off.

Which one is you?

 

[prozac]

Which one is you?

The good looking one.

 

[VPS]

Who remembers Fanny

 

[prozac]

I've heard some of you whingeing about eating too much yesterday or having one too many drinkies.
Here's some advice if you're hungover after Christmas and feel the need to vomit, but can't.
Shove one finger down your throat and one up your cough.
If this still doesn't work, swap fingers.

 

[Flashback]

I've heard some of you whingeing about eating too much yesterday or having one too many drinkies.
Here's some advice if you're hungover after Christmas and feel the need to vomit, but can't.
Shove one finger down your throat and one up your cough.
If this still doesn't work, swap fingers.

No such troubles for me - I had a nice IPA.

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[prozac]

No such troubles for me - I had a nice IPA.

Lazer Crush - Alcohol Free IPA Beer | Non Alcoholic IPA | Beavertown Brewery

Want the hoppy goodness of an IPA without the ABV (or calories)? Check out Lazer Crush, our alcohol free IPA (0.3% ABV). Free UK delivery for orders over £60.

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IPA?

 

[Flashback]

IPA?

India Pale Ale, linked in the post.

 

[AuSammy]

Xmas caroling, nice voices but they sounded a little tinny.

 

[cosi]

 

[Quickstatus]

I've heard some of you whingeing about eating too much yesterday or having one too many drinkies.

There is a apocryphal story that someone with a lap band wanted it released so they can partake in Christmas cheer, then in January they would tighten the band

(It can be loosened/tightened by adjusting the amount of saline in the band via a port under the skin)

 

[drron]

 

[Port Power]

There is a apocryphal story that someone with a lap band wanted it released so they can partake in Christmas cheer, then in January they would tighten the band

(It can be loosened/tightened by adjusting the amount of saline in the band via a port under the skin)

I know firsthand a couple who had their bands released prior to going on a cruise. Self-management!