A bit of humour

[drron]

 

[prozac]

Remember: 'herbs' add flavour

 

[prozac]

Is this the same as a burial at sea?

 

[SYD]

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Is this the same as a burial at sea?

More like a burial in the Amazon…

 

[Hvr]

Remember: 'herbs' add flavour

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Yet when I asked a woman to come over for Herbie's she declined.

 

[prozac]

 

[prozac]

 

[prozac]

 

[anat0l]

 

[anat0l]

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

 

[anat0l]

I'm currently in hospital due to an accident while playing Peek-a-boo.

I'm in the ICU.

 

[prozac]

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

I thought that you started off with a serious story initially and was going to suggest; "I bet he runs off with your g/f" I was right!!!

 

[Flashback]

I thought that you started off with a serious story initially and was going to suggest; "I bet he runs off with your g/f" I was right!!!

I guess I won't be heading to the wedding then.......

 

[prozac]

If anyone is alone with no-one to spend Christmas with please let me know; I need to borrow some chairs.