A bit of humour

[JohnK]

I met a Genie in a bottle once he asked me a wish.

I said I wanted to be loved and adored by my wife.

So he turned me into a credit card.

 

[AIRwin]

I met a Genie in a bottle once he asked me a wish.

I said I wanted to be loved and adored by my wife.

So he turned me into a credit card.

But there's a limit to it

 

[Hvr]

Say it out loud.

 

[markis10]

Apparently everyone in NSW and VIC are taking tea in their saucers, because all the cups are in Queensland!

 

[prozac]

Apologies if I might have posted this already.

 

[JessicaTam]

Apologies if I might have posted this already.

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Well I haven't seen that ine before.

 

[VPS]

Croissant

 

[prozac]

I am Type B. what are you?

 

[prozac]

 

[DejaBrew]

I am Type B. what are you?

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Type B all the way! If you know your car, you know whether that "E" really means "Empty" or if it really means "Enough remaining for a little more driving"

 

[tgh]

Made my day.. now need to print some and stick them up in appropriate places (with the current $/kg price for copper attached)

 

[AIRwin]

I am Type B. what are you?

Type A - when petrol price is the lowest

 

[DejaBrew]

Type A - when petrol price is the lowest

That's where Type B comes in handy - "Enough" left in the tank to get me through to the bottom of the price cycle

 

[VPS]

That's where Type B comes in handy - "Enough" left in the tank to get me through to the bottom of the price cycle

Totally - not paying top price so just drive on empty for a few days. Although I have a new car now so will have to work out what empty means

 

[Hvr]

Just remember, the lady in your GPS doesn't really care if you're lost.

 

[prozac]

 

[NM]

Just remember, the lady in your GPS doesn't really care if you're lost.

or occasionally temporarily geographically embarrassed.