A bit of humour

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

The poster only highlighted one issue

 

[Buzzard]

The poster only highlighted one issue

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Have you eaten it? You never know

 

[andye]

The poster only highlighted one issue

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Could bite your tongue with that one. May contain eegs

 

[AuSammy]

Could bite your tongue with that one. May contain eegs

I've not tried Durm before either

 

[Major]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[DejaBrew]

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I smell Photoshop at work....

 

[SYD]

I smell Photoshop at work....

But not the rope and dirt?

 

[prozac]

So after landing my new job at BUNNINGS
I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to BUNNINGS. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone shagged you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at BUNNINGS.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. !!

 

[prozac]