A bit of humour

[jastel]

I got what I paid for....

 

[prozac]

I'd like to think this is real.

 

[Happy Dude]

I'd like to think this is real.

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I wish it was real and applied at all times, not just in high winds. I went to a cricket world cup game in 1999 involving Scotland. It was like a Spencer Tunick photo. Maybe it's a northerner thing though. I also went to the AUS v PAK game at Leeds and there were about 6 streakers that got less and less 'skillful' but more and more funny as the day wore on. The last one was most memorable and not just because it happened directly in front of us. Young geezer jumped the fence, beer in hand, ran about 10m onto the field and then tried to drop his trousers. He couldn't get them off over his shoes so just hopped about another 5m before falling. Security didn't even break stride in retrieving him and dragged him off the field. It was a pretty good game (we lost by a few, Inzamam tonked us all over the place) but the best action was in the stands. A little brouhaha broke out on the boundary when some of the PAK fans took umbrage with an Aussie larrikin trying get some pitch information by waving a tenner at the PAK fielders.

 

[Groundfeeder]

MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well … night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day in the hot sun trying to catch one.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[prozac]

I was hit a run in about 1964, just a young'n back then. I was thrown about 15-20m, the offending car stopped and a woman got out, looked at me lying on the road, got back in the car and drove off. It was a saturday morning and shops closed at 1200 midday back then. My mum drove past as the ambulance fellas were treating me. I guess it was around 1130am because, when she saw I was standing she told me to walk home and she would see me there ('You get yourself home'), she had shopping to do. It was around 1km walk home. That's just the way it was back then.

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]