A bit of humour

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[Ansett]

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter - a good find for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first shift, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they shared some similar features, they certainly didn’t look alike.
The woman stopped yelling long enough to snap,
"Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
So I replied,
"I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am - I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a nice day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart!"

My supervisor said, "Maybe the job isn't for me."

 

[anat0l]

If you know Mandarin...

 

[Cossie]

If you know Mandarin...
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Visiting China and Tibet in the mid eighties this was a word that we became very familiar with, very quickly........

 

[Ansett]

The pre departure meal for the high mile club, only in Melbourne lol

 

[AuSammy]

 

[Blackadder]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

Oops

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

I think these would be pretty tasteless

 

[Major]

 

[DejaBrew]

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So Alexa was “The Entity” all this time??

 

[DejaBrew]

Just came across this one whilst looking at a product listing on Amazon...



Hmm... sounds tricky

 

[cosi]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[drron]

 

[anat0l]

 

[Blackadder]