A bit of humour

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A man was driving along a picturesque country road when suddenly a rabbit ran onto the road in front of him. He swerved and hit the anchors but heard a dreadful thump (no pun) under his car. He pulled over quite aghast at having hit some lovely wildlife and walked back to the inert lump on the road (ie: Roadkill" for those city folk). The rabbit was quite obviously dead but he nudged it with his shoe to ensure.
He heard another car pull over behind him and a blonde (yes, of course) got out and asked Is there anything wrong?" He explained the sad situation and she also nudged the dead rabbit with her shoe and said "Hmmm" and walked back to get her bag from her car. She brought out a spray can from her bag and gave the dead rabbit a saturating spray.
After a moment they noticed the rabbit stir and slowly got to his little bunny feet, shook his cottontail and walked away down the road, turning around and giving the startled humans a wave, as if to say thanks and goodbye. The aghast man said, "What was in the spray can?" and the blonde replied, reading from the can (wait for it!), Älberto VO5 - brings life to dead hair and leaves you with a long wave"!!!!!!!!!

(So very sorry folks and blonde people).
 

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