A bit of humour

[Bundy Bear]

The doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I'm switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.

 

[AuSammy]

 

[AuSammy]

 

[anat0l]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Just between you and me, something smells."

 

[SYD]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Just between you and me, something smells."

Roles eyes…

 

[DejaBrew]

My family no longer has any income after my father got fired from the shoe factory, the bakery and the sausage shop.

He was the sole bread wiener.

 

[anat0l]

An emergency broadcast has been sent to all Germans to stock up on sausages and cheese.

It's the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[cosi]

Better jokes are just around the korma!!

Can't wait for the mains to drop

 

[Wing Nut]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Just between you and me, something smells."

 

[codash1099]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

"Just between you and me, something smells."

That is literally one that when I first heard it, I laughed so hard that I fell out of my bassinet.