A bit of humour

[prozac]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

 

[cosi]

 

[Hvr]

Looks like it'd be a bit of a wrench.

 

[coriander]

Have you ever noticed that all instruments searching for intelligent life are pointing away from earth?

 

[drron]

 

[prozac]

Don't generally watch this stuff but thanks for posting @drron. I needed a laugh. Can't believe that Walliams fella was the only one who twigged from the get go.

 

[Cossie]

Brilliant! Thanks for posting.

 

[codash1099]

A touch NSFW

 

[MJHoops]

Decided to use my Qantas wine voucher from points club
Ordered 3 items, all non alcoholic

Items delivered - 1 item is a bottle of 40% Koval single barrel millet whiskey
Qantas can’t even get a drinks order right!
Email says for problems with this order call a number - back to the hold music for Hoops “thank you for your patience…” don’t they know I have none left…

 

[Port Power]

Decided to use my Qantas wine voucher from points club
Ordered 3 items, all non alcoholic

Items delivered - 1 item is a bottle of 40% Koval single barrel millet whiskey
Qantas can’t even get a drinks order right!
Email says for problems with this order call a number - back to the hold music for Hoops “thank you for your patience…” don’t they know I have none left…

Could you sell it on and make a profit? That would be funny.

 

[Bundy Bear]

Decided to use my Qantas wine voucher from points club
Ordered 3 items, all non alcoholic

Items delivered - 1 item is a bottle of 40% Koval single barrel millet whiskey
Qantas can’t even get a drinks order right!
Email says for problems with this order call a number - back to the hold music for Hoops “thank you for your patience…” don’t they know I have none left…

Isn’t this the humour thread.

 

[MJHoops]

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Isn’t this the humour thread.

Yes. The joke is Qantas.

 

[Flashback]

Yes. The joke is Qantas.

Qantas boss's $19million palace is bombed with TOILET PAPER and EGGS

The CEO only moved into his spectacular new Mosman home on Sydney's lower north shore in May but it was targeted by furious protesters overnight on Monday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[prozac]

Qantas boss's $19million palace is bombed with TOILET PAPER and EGGS

The CEO only moved into his spectacular new Mosman home on Sydney's lower north shore in May but it was targeted by furious protesters overnight on Monday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Well that's a start. Hope I don't get a knock on the door tonight. Last thing I want is to talk with the Consorting Squad.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[codash1099]

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Bundy Bear did it first: A bit of humour

 

[Ansett]

 

[prozac]

My GP phoned me this morning. He said the results of my blood test indicate I have Monkey Pox. He asked me to swing by the surgery after lunch.

 

[Mrsfefe]

 

[Maca44]

There is a new medication just release which is a combination of Prozac and cough.
you take it on a Friday or Saturday night just before you go out, and..
if you don't get a cough* you don't give a cough*