A bit of humour

In this week's edition of Clowning Around, the news tabloid for circus performers, we read that the elephants have all gone on strike. They have had enough of working for peanuts.
 
When I went for my 2:30pm dentist appointment yesterday, I could not understand what the dentist was saying. He had my x-rays in his mouth. When I ask him about it, he said they were tooth pics.
 
NM said:
When I went for my 2:30pm dentist appointment yesterday, I could not understand what the dentist was saying. He had my x-rays in his mouth. When I ask him about it, he said they were tooth pics.
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He should use them to prop open his eyes when he's sleepy - then he'll have X-ray vision...
 
Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?

Teacher: Because studying fungus is a cultured way to mold young minds.
 
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