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  1. Mr Ed

    Anyone know what standard markup is on tickets

    Thank God for the Internet.
  2. Mr Ed

    Jetstar Starclass - Bangkok to Melbourne w/pics

    I've flown Sydney - coughet *class and had a really good expience. Treated like a star. As I say though treat the hosties well and you get it back in spades. Those TV gizmos are a pain and very heavy. Travelling should be done in smart casual attire. With comfort in mind. No matter what class.
  3. Mr Ed

    Asking unnecessarily tough questions of Qantas...

    Dear munitalP, Your problem should be easily fixed. Don't fly to The Isa in first place, The Gateway to Hell, I call it. Boullia is Hell.:evil::mrgreen: Yes I've been there too many times, but I always made sure I was a drunk as a skunk by the time I arrived.:oops: Those stairs get tricky...
  4. Mr Ed

    Jobs that have the highest call for travel...

    Which job brings travel?????? Being an Entertainer of any type. Problem would be having to deal with crazy fans and the public. My nephew worked his way up into the A - League Football (Soccer) He travelled the world in the juniors reping Australia. Problem was he saw the inside of the...
  5. Mr Ed

    Singapore Airlines A380 turns back after engine failure

    Having 444 pax does increase the chance of survivors.
  6. Mr Ed

    Departing from SFO vs LAX - Its FUN!!!

    After only one experience, travelling between U.S. coasts, I will either walk, crawl, run over broken glass, drive, train or god forbid bus it, than fly AA or any other U.S. airline. 6 and half hours in one of their seat is worse than Gitmo. I'm only 162 cms high. How does anyone physicaly fit...
  7. Mr Ed

    Changed Lunch in QF Domestic Y

    Defiantly a cost reduction idea. Making a scroll allows you to put less filling in the product and generally less ingredient then a sandwich. But why oh why do they have to serve that cheap bubbly in the QP lounges. It takes me 3-4 of them before it tastes any good.
  8. Mr Ed

    Domestic Inflight meals

    The best ever for me was an Ansett flight Sydney to Melbourne return back in 1996. First class back then.. 1A.... Silver service. Crockery. Glass never empty. Hot food. Good food!! Yes Mr Ed....No Mr Ed.....Three bags full Mr Ed. Yes I paid for it and yes I wish I could still get that level...
  9. Mr Ed

    Air Asia No Service/ Flyers Beware

    Wait till you get on board and up in the air. Then you'll know about no service. hahahahahahahaha I dont know about anyone else but I just hate with a passion greasy black hand prints left on the cowling of jets in plain veiw of the poor sucker 11k above the earth.
  10. Mr Ed

    Another car rental scam

    This is how Avis works. Hire smallest, cheapset car at Launceston. The time rented is shorter than requested. Approxiamate Cost....................$125.74 Estimated Total........................$179.74 Final Cost................................$209.40 I sure wish I could do that...
  11. Mr Ed

    Big development! Qantas seat selection!

    It all depend on how you deal with it. I've been pissed around by flight stewards, some have had a bad attitude. I find it best to take the first step and start by talking to them. Tell them what a cough of a job it must be. Ask'em what's wrong, usually prolonged by then taking the piss out of...
  12. Mr Ed

    Yet another cost saving measure - new FF cards

    I have to agree with munitalP.... The car analogy is pertinent. When you get into a Rolls Royce you don't start it with a piece of barbed wire, do you? Humans are very tactile creatures and how something feels in the hand and looks to the eye is very important.
  13. Mr Ed

    QF Economy Urination Policy

    By wearing incontinence pads you can bypass the loos all together. Then at your leisure go to the loo when empty to remove said pad.
  14. Mr Ed

    Qantas FF and Woolworths create new loyalty alliance

    For a minute there I thought we'd have to buy that foul tack, Nestle' coffee to enter. I might get me a card
  15. Mr Ed

    Tips on coping with turbulence

    To be honest I've never struck turbulance on a plane, ferry, cruise even on the Bass Strait ferries the Old Bass flatens out for me.:cool:
  16. Mr Ed

    Window Blinds..up or down

    I always look out for my fellow travellers so I keep the shades open 25mm open when wanting light but when every one wants night.
  17. Mr Ed

    Tips on coping with turbulence

    Simply, wear an incontinence pad, be half drunk when boarding, get drunk whilst flying, then vomit every where. In that way you and your fellow passengers will be totally distracted.
  18. Mr Ed

    Strict check in times

    I only wish the medical fraternity would adopt some of the airlines practices. Let me wait a couple of hours in a club lounge any day to waiting in a doctors waiting room.
  19. Mr Ed

    Free flight ex-MPs need wings clipped, says Bob Brown

    It's simple, Ex pollies live way too long. Whitlam was booted out over 30 years ago, just to name one ex pollie. Just how many ex - pollies are out there sucking up all the (free) travel?
  20. Mr Ed

    Whats your favourite plane?

    The best plane is the one that get you there alive. ;)
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