Other than safety, the cabin crew are also paid to be nice to people, so if they weren’t going to take any further action, then it would be my turn. And I’m not being paid to be nice…
So, to start with I’d probably ask nicely.
And I’d like to think that would probably be the end of that.
Might even get a pair of headphones from the crew and make a show of giving them to the pax. A basic attempt at humour.
If no change I’d probably get my device and start playing music beside them. Followed by exaggerated display of turning the volume down and gesturing to the rest of the cabin why that’s better. Basically doing it in a way that takes the piss out of them. Most people don’t like being the centre of attention. I’d make sure this person was the centre of attention.
Might have to ask not so nicely. Unambiguously. So that even if they don’t understand English, the message is conveyed. I can be pretty persuasive.
If still no change I’d probably stand beside them and fart. Loudly. (It’s not really an on command thing though…)
At that point I’m basically done. Anything further is bordering on harassment and I’d probably have to just suck it up. Whilst still giving a fulsome dose of stink eye!
The not pc version of events would go like this: Airplane - get a hold of yourself!
