Scams like these

[VPS]

Anyone want to join the Illuminati

 

[DejaBrew]

Anyone want to join the Illuminati

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“Nice try. Real Illuminati invitations don’t come in emails. They arrive via owl, coded dream sequence, or a dollar bill that blinks. Do better.

Sceptically yours,
DejaBrew”

 

[VPS]

A great beneficiary

 

[OZDUCK]

I never normally get Spam to my main Outlook account but have had several versions of this over the last few days:

Important InformationUpdate – Required

MAIL_ALERT <dhdhhdh14224@xx_xx.com

0UTL00K Mail {link removed}

Dear Member,

Due to recent updates to the 0UTL00K agreement policy, customers who have not updated their email information may no longer be able to sign in using their email address. Incoming messages for unverified accounts may be placed in a pending status.

To avoid service interruption or account suspension, please verify your email address by the end of today.

[CLICK_HERE_T0_VERIFY] > {link removed}

Important: Failure to complete this update by January 23RD, 2026 may result in permanent loss of access to your mailbox and stored data.

I'm not tempted.

My wife got two of these, each slightly different, as well.