A bit of humour

[TheRealTMA]

Tragedy as Tax Changes Force Vaucluse Couple to Scale Back on Second Aspen Holiday — The Shovel

In heart wrenching news from Sydney’s Eastern suburbs, Samantha and Marcus Charlesworth say they may need to do the unthinkable and downgrade from a four-bedroom to a three-bedroom chalet on their trip to Aspen this December.

theshovel.com.au

 

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I have unanswered questions?

 

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I have unanswered questions?

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Not everyone is an inventor, or scientist. Some are explorers.

 

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As a good friend used to say ... "Chop it's horns off, wipe it's a4se"
But I prefer the words of Clarissa Dickson Wright of Two Fat Ladies fame ... "I like my steak so that a good vet can resuscitate it"

 

[TheRealTMA]

Cold case: police stop London Marathon runner training with fridge on back

Daniel Fairbrother is attempting to break world record for fastest marathon while carrying white goods

www.theguardian.com

 

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[Ansett]

Post automatically merged: Jan 31, 2024

An man walks into a bar and orders three pints of Guinness...


He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes all three, he goes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him,
"You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.

When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we all used to drink together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

For many months the man becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way.

He orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.

Just after New Years Day, he comes in and orders two pints.

All the other regulars in the bar notice this and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,

"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your sad loss."

The man looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.....


"Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. It's me......I'm doing Dry January


For those taking part in Dry January this one is for you... 22 days!

 

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another typo

 

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[Ansett]

 

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