markis10
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I have to say these make sense:
Always pack thongs. Doesn't matter if you're going on a week-long jaunt to Tahiti or spending six months in Siberia, at some point the humble rubber flip-flops will come in handy. They're easy to pack, cheap to lose, and hard to destroy. Don't leave home without them.
Smile. Always smile. It'll get you places you wouldn't believe. From persuading Parisian waiters to speak English to figuring out where the hell you're supposed to be sitting on that train, a little smile and a good attitude will get you help in no time. NB: There's an exception to this rule – it's called Russia. (They'll think you're mad.)
There is no secret to getting an upgrade. Other than "being able to afford it". So stop obsessing over it, and prepare yourself for the inevitability of cattle class. Feel free to cast greasies at all the people enjoying their welcoming champagne as you wander towards the back of the aircraft.
Read more: Ten unwritten rules of travel