Jetstar is now God!

[AlphaVictor]

It's funny to watch how businesses use common phrases or puns and twist them for a particular story, especially travel related businesses.

So the term "Thank God it's Friday" is now replaced by "Thank Jetstar it's Friday" (you'll probably get the email this morning advertising the Friday Fare frenzy.

Bit of a laugh, nothing serious.

All praise be to Jetstar. The cheap and omnipotent!
In the beginning Paul McGuiness, Hudson Fysh, Fergus McMaster and Arthur Baird begat Qantas. Qantas and Imperial Airways begat Qantas empire airways. QEA then begat Qantas. Qantas begat Australian Airlines. Australian Airlines was sterile and begat no-one. Qantas begat Jetstar Asia. Qantas also begat Jetstar Australia. Qantas got busy and begat QantasLink, JetConnect and Sunstate.
And it goes on!

Thank the Virgin it's Friday! avagoodweekend

 

[Platy]

It's funny to watch how businesses use common phrases or puns and twist them for a particular story, especially travel related businesses.

So the term "Thank God it's Friday" is now replaced by "Thank Jetstar it's Friday" (you'll probably get the email this morning advertising the Friday Fare frenzy.

Bit of a laugh, nothing serious.

All praise be to Jetstar. The cheap and omnipotent!
In the beginning Paul McGuiness, Hudson Fysh, Fergus McMaster and Arthur Baird begat Qantas. Qantas and Imperial Airways begat Qantas empire airways. QEA then begat Qantas. Qantas begat Australian Airlines. Australian Airlines was sterile and begat no-one. Qantas begat Jetstar Asia. Qantas also begat Jetstar Australia. Qantas got busy and begat QantasLink, JetConnect and Sunstate.
And it goes on!

Thank the Virgin it's Friday! avagoodweekend

And Virgin being, well, Virgin, ain't got no chance to begat anyone!!! Unless, of course, I'm under an immaculate misconception...

 

[codash1099]

And Virgin being, well, Virgin, ain't got no chance to begat anyone!!! Unless, of course, I'm under an immaculate misconception...

Virgin begat V-Australia, so that must be the son of God. Which means Jetstar is the Joseph to Virgin's Mary.

And the three wise men are.......:?:

 

[straitman]

Virgin begat V-Australia, so that must be the son of God. Which means Jetstar is the Joseph to Virgin's Mary.

And the three wise men are.......:?:

They are probably like me , confused :!:

 

[yo yo ma]

They are probably like me , confused :!:

Add me to that list!

 

[aaron78]

Jetstar is one of the budget airlines that offer attractive low air fares which you simply can’t resist!!

 

[tasflyer]

God I think knot !!!!

Jetstar has just told staff they don't have a job - regional airport staff like Tasmania have been told that they will have to tender for their own jobs with no certainty they will get them. It has not hit the press yet but will in the next few days.
They are trying to reduce overheads as custom drops of . . . Pity they didn't think about better customer service.
So God I think not more like Rotstar as it has set in a long time ago.


TF