These are always somewhat hilarious, but the number who think they could is surprising. I’d put the figure at a just a couple of percent, and they’d be young gamers.
I once took a friend, who was a very avid MS Flight Sim gamer to the 747-400 sim. I’ll admit that he did better than I expected, ‘cos at least he knew where most of the buttons were, and what they did, but manually flying..he did far worse than he expected. He, at least, knew how to set up an autoland.
Some of you will say that you’ve had a go in the QF sim, and got a great landing. Well, that’s because the sim instructors turn off the motion just before your landing, so they’re all great.
Looking back at basic flying training at Pt Cook, the only students who would manage a landing on their first attempt (and this is with an instructor right next to them, and having learnt all of the numbers, etc) were the ones who had already flown. And even if they had a licence it wasn’t guaranteed. It’s always amusing when people talk about getting ATC’s help. Firstly they’re unlikely to have any knowledge of flying or the aircraft, and secondly, and perhaps most importantly, how do you actually talk to them?
It would be a better outcome than other possibilities, but it’s still going to be a 120 kph accident, in a structure that is nowhere near as rigid as even a cheap car, and without things like airbags. Just keeping wings level is something many have immense difficulty with.
The upshot is that if you hear the autopilot disconnect alarm, then you’re dead.