Interesting story from last night - get a load of this - was at a restaurant - hand over AMEX card to pay - there is a 4% surcharge Sir....WTF....please explain to me why surcharge is 4% - what do you actually pay as a merchent fee?.....I do not know Sir......well get me the manager please.
Some snotty nosed little upstart wanders out of the back room and his first response is - I understand you have a problem Sir.
NO - you are the one with a problem - what do you pay to AMEX as a merchent fee?
I do not know Sir ......then might I suggest that if you are going to masquerade as a Manager may be best you find out.......you can always pay cash Sir.......yes I will - and you will NEVER see me again - and whats more within 1 week I can gurantee you 100 people will hear this story - now is it really worth the extra $4 you want to charge me over the $100 bill?
And whats more - your food was good - your service was good - but because you try to get up my skirt to the tune of $2 on your AMEX charge - no tip - now you are the manager so I will assume you can sit for 2 minutes and just do the maths on this one - you wanna be a manager - start by making some intelligent management decisions!